Do your kids ever release gas at inappropriate moments?

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Like, when you are in a crowded elevator, or in an empty one that opens to admit 5 more people, after the deed is done?  Or while waiting for the dentist in the reclining chair? Or, how about at church?

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It’s bad enough when it happens in the car, in the winter, with the windows up.

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But do your kids fart whenever they feel like it in public, and then look around with a guilty expression when you raise your eyebrows and shake your head at them?

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Nah, I didn’t think so, mine would never do that either.