Do your kids ever release gas at inappropriate moments?
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Like, when you are in a crowded elevator, or in an empty one that opens to admit 5 more people, after the deed is done? Or while waiting for the dentist in the reclining chair? Or, how about at church?
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It’s bad enough when it happens in the car, in the winter, with the windows up.
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But do your kids fart whenever they feel like it in public, and then look around with a guilty expression when you raise your eyebrows and shake your head at them?
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Nah, I didn’t think so, mine would never do that either.
March 8th, 2010 at 12:28 am
I have a bigger problem with my dog….when he farts everyone runs away from us from us and I don’t even want to tell you what happens when he farts in the car…..but I still love him!!!
March 12th, 2010 at 7:55 am
Phew…so it’s not just me then lol
The little one did it to me the other day at the bank. I was at the counter and she, standing beside me and completely out of view of the teller, decided to let one slide out. The odour wafting up to slap us both in the face….nice….
March 12th, 2010 at 9:55 am
ooohhh thats good!Love that the teller may not have known she was there!