Back in the day, pre-divorce, when all she did was run around looking haggard with that horrid reverse mullet hairdo, Kate Gosselin made ME feel better about my life.  People often told me that I reminded them of her, and I’m assuming that was because I have 5 young kids and not because I’m a masculinity robbing, bitch.

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I know that I have made other people feel better about their own lives, the women who would see me schlepping all my kids through Costco or the doctors office, and say to me they don’t know how I do it, but if I can do it, they certainly must be able to, with their one or two children.  Honestly, I’m glad that I can make people feel better.  Think of me before you complain about taking your 2 kids to McDonalds or the grocery store, no problem.

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But I miss Kate Gosselin and her cute, squealing brood.  I miss the nasty facial expressions that even made ME recoil from the television, and her rude comments to her long suffering, demasculinated husband.  I felt good watching her show.  She made me feel better.

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Then her stupid husband had to find his long ago discarded courage and decide that he couldn’t take it any more and wanted a divorce.  How could he do that to me?

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Now that the show is off the air, who do I have to make me feel better?  Octo-mom?  I think not….(Sigh) I miss Kate…